7// 16 July 2020

Tonight was dream within a dream again, I dreamt I was watching videos with someone I used to be friends with, we were watching videos of people’s reactions when they get rick rolled. I go “we’re watching videos of people watching videos”. Clever I know. When I wake up I try to post about it on Facebook but Adam cracks it at me because he’s loading the car when we’re away on holiday and I realize he’s stealing all the pot plants from the holiday house. I’m like wtf are you doing and he said “Greg (house owner and friend) said he’s sick of washing them all the time so I thought we could use them in the garden”. Then I realize as we drive off that he’s left a bunch on the road so I tell him to stop so I can return them to the house and the first one I pick up is covered in spiders so I drop it and end up kicking it down the road to the local market. I tell the stall people they can sell the plants but the money from the plants has to go to the local library. Then I walk up to the pub (Adam is still in the car waiting lol) and there’s people there talking about how they hate disco and I’m like “disco rocks!” and then say to them “you probably like rock yeah?” And the dude goes “yeah rock and even just normal radio music” so I ask him what’s the best rock station in Tasmania (turns out we’re in Tasmania) (also as I type this now wondering how tf we’re getting those pot plants back to Melbourne?🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂) anyway he tells me the name of the station but can’t remember the frequency. I said I’ll figure it out and walked off.

6// 24 June 2020

Last night I had to go into hospital for a procedure on my stomach. They tell you to make sure you take your own mask (cos of covid) so I’m freaking out the whole time cos you know when you go to sleep and one side of your nose always gets blocked so I’m thinking I’m going to suffocate while I’m under and they’re not going to notice; and the doctor was Chris Evans (Captain America) and when I get in there there’s 2 nurses, one young and one old, and old one injects Dr America with something and says ok let’s see how this goes; I ask her what was that and she says “it’s part of an experiment and the doctor has agreed to perform the operation while under a hallucinogenic” so I’m like “hang on, what?” And she goes “you’ll be fine he’s done some training for this and the nurse will be here too” so I’m starting to freak out a little and then the doctor injects the young nurse with something and I’m like “what was that one?” and old nurse goes “something different” so I’m like are you going to be sober for this and she’s like “yes but I’m not staying it’s just them 2” and fucking leaves! so I’m in theatre with a hallucinating doctor and a doped up nurse freaking out and also thinking I’m going to suffocate, trying to come up with ways of getting out of there so I’m thinking to myself “should I cough and freak them all out cos they will think I have covid?” then the doctor goes “ok let’s get out of here” and I’m like “what?” And he goes “I took a fake drug so they think I’m fucked up but I gave her (nurse) my drug and her’s so she can’t stop us” and he grabs my hand and we run out of theatre and I’m like “what tf is going on” and he goes “what they wanted to do was going to kill you and I’m not going to let that happen”, then we split up after he gives me directions to get out of the hospital by getting around by pretending to be a patient, and I can’t be seen with him because he’s supposed to be in theatre on drugs at that time; then I get lost in the hospital (as usual) and end up in a multi layer amphitheater (think Dante’s hell) and Alexander Skarsgård is there and I recognize him as the devil and he’s trying to sweet talk me into staying in the room going deeper down into the pit, as I’m keep trying to come up with ways of leaving the room. There’s people everywhere and there’s artwork and clothes for sale.

5// 16 June 2020

Tonight’s not as exciting; I was living in a shed that my boyfriend was forcing me to live in while he was at work during the day, I wasn’t allowed in the house while he wasn’t there. The shed wasn’t safe, it was kinda a home built man cave and somehow the fridge caught on fire and burnt it down. I left the boyfriend after this, I went and hid at my mums house and she got me a job at the bookshop she worked at. So I’m working there restocking books on tables and carts and I come across 2 books that are the next ones in a couple of series’s that I’m reading so I put them aside to buy them at the end of my shift. The boss finds them and cracks it saying paying customers are more important than paying staff because we need the customers to keep coming back, so she swaps out the books I put aside for candles. I find the candles and crack it and go looking for the books I wanted. They’re all sold out. So then boss lady tells me to go stack another cart and as I’m doing it she blames me for the glitter in one of the displays clumping and ruining the display. I told her it’s because the cart is rocking, turn it off then the glitter won’t clump. All of a sudden she because very nice because I fixed her glitter.

4// 02 June 2020

Last night I don’t remember much but I was a white Christian lady and I was helping a tribe called the Mohicans survive an attack from a tribe called the Tomahawks (seriously I have no imagination 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️) (and I should probably read up a little on Native American history) and some how I brought peace to them and the Tomahawks left the area. We were on a desert mountain and the Mohican chief told me in recognition of my help they would call the mountain “Christian Rock” and for short they would call it “Chris Rock”.

I think I astrally projected into a Karen last night.

3// 28 May 2020

Last night I popped into the 1700s, I was engaged to a man who I don’t know, he was the second brother of the family and the oldest brother hated me because us getting married meant we would get the inheritance when their father died instead of him as he was single (I don’t think that’s how it actually worked back then but you know, dreamland…) anyway so I was trying to plan my husband to be’s birthday party and we lived coastal so it was going to be down at the beach but the weather wasn’t playing nice for me to go get the fresh seafood, lots of storms and big waves, plus big bro was sabotaging me at every step because he wanted husband to be to break it off with me so he would get the inheritance. So I told big bro that if you had the guts to ask me to marry YOU, then you wouldn’t have had this problem. That shut him up. I don’t remember much else other than Australia in the 1700s was pretty shit and the clothes were really heavy and uncomfortable.

2// 23 May 2020

So a couple of weeks ago I invented a riddle in my dream; last night in my dream I wrote a horror movie called “The Movie” about a family who get recruited to star in a movie, called “The Movie” and it’s supposed to be a reality type of film about family units working in the film industry, and they’re just being filmed living their normal life. There’s a mum, dad, and two girls under 12. There’s a scene in the movie where they’re eating dinner and drinking cranberry juice (apparently the latest Hollywood diet craze in my dream), and after the scene is filmed there’s a kerfuffle the producer goes up to the family to tell them “err there was a mix up and the cranberry juice was human blood, you’ve been drinking human blood”. So the family all freak out a little bit but continue on the with the movie. During the rest of filming some weird shit starts happening, typical ghost stuff, but also some brutal poltergeist attacks and violent visions afflict the mum and girls, real nightmare kinda stuff. Dad kinda disappeared. This goes on for a couple of weeks, they keep filming the whole time; all the attacks etc. then after 2 weeks dad reappears and the film crew tell the mum and girls that this has all been a social experiment about influence and they really actually did just drink cranberry juice, so the crazy shit that happened with the attacks etc. was all in their heads. Dad knew the whole time.