Had a dream that Van Gogh was a woman and her vagina had been cursed by another woman for sleeping with the man she loved. Van gogh didn’t care and wrote in her memoir that she was “happily married to a man without a penis and was also sleeping with men who were willing to commit adultery”. The curse of her vagina was that it killed any man she slept with. She didn’t care because they brought it on themselves for sleeping with a married woman.
This one was multilayered again where in the inside dream there was a ship in space called The After which carried what was left of humanity after the earth died (I don’t remember how the world ended), and Will Smith was the pilot. They’re just living life in space on this ship but I remember thinking firstly they’re all wearing seatbelts and secondly they must get sore from sitting all the time. There’s a lady who goes and buys a coffee for the captain with his watch (he’s paying I guess) and you have to stick your watch onto the payment collector bit like a magnet while the coffee pours. It comes from a robot which senses someone putting their watch there and says something like “hello, what can I get for you today”. The lady buying the coffee recognizes the robot voice and calls it Ana? The robot said the ladies name back (can’t remember) and lady goes you look so different to when we were on earth. She hugs the robot and the robot says yeah I had to change my look to get a job on the ship, and transforms to a dingy looking coffee robot (think bumble bee in the first transformers movie type of transformation), then transforms back to the new coffee robot. Lady says I miss talking to you everyday, I had no idea you were here (this is all while Ana is pouring the coffee), and lady says to Ana I have something I need to talk to you about, something no one knows about and I need to get it off my chest. She takes the watch off the magnet to complete payment for the coffee then re-places the watch re reactive Ana so she can keep talking. Ana says “hello, what can I get for you today” and lady realizes she’s reset Ana and won’t continue the conversation. Ana looks at lady with sad eyes and kinda shrugs.
Somewhere along the way the ship gets attacked and shot at, but they survive the attack by flying out of the attack zone. Slowly the ship starts losing air, someone says I’m finding it harder to breathe, we have less air. That person yells “airholes” and everyone looks to the side of the shop to see bullet holes that are allowing the air out of the ship. Everyone rushes to cover the holes and a team set out with a camera to film where there are more holes as that will also deplete the energy of the ship. They get to the kitchen where the chefs are cooking lunch and there’s no holes anywhere and chefs are pissy about the mass of people in the kitchen now as food is no. 1 (marinated chicken looks like, in case you’re wondering, and there’s also pots of milk on the boil), and they’re worried there will be a riot and people will just start grabbing food (they get small rations obvs). Chefs get everyone out of the kitchen and the camera crew / air hole crew head to the pool, while I get trapped in the kitchen. That when I woke up into the 1st level dream where I’m at a tropical resort with Alex and Shani, and tell them about the dream and how it was kinda like that movie Snowpiercer and then I went into the whole Wonka theory (very interesting if you’ve seen snowpiercer, you should look it up).
Ok so tonight’s dream was another weird one, I got the “could be a movie vibe” but also so many people in the dream were real people. Before I slept we were at the pub with mates, 3 of who are gamer nerds so maybe this is why the theme of the dream. Anyway…..
I’m sitting in a lounge room with my husband Adam and his older brother Mark, some sort of gathering and there were other people there but I don’t remember who. Their cousin Chris comes in and says he’s delivering some papers to some people all night so he can’t stay but he will be back later. I’m pressing him for information as he’s being weird and really excited and he says he has a list of people to give wedding invitations to for a wedding the next day, Adam’s sister Jen was getting married and they were finalising the list that night and calling Chris to drop off invitations to the people who they decided would be at their wedding. I see Chris’s list and my name is on the with a (4) next to it. I’m like wtf Jen’s getting married? To who? Tell me everything! So Chris says Jen met a guy a few weeks prior and they really clicked and despite her anxiety toward a new relationship this guy just made her so comfortable so when he said let’s get married she said yes. I’m I’m like who is this guy?! So he said he’s rich and famous somehow, his name is Omar Sharif (like the actor haha), Chris had met him that day and he seemed alright but he didn’t know anything else about him. So I jump on google, Facebook etc. I google Omar sharif and find a bio that he’s the owner and inventor of the Zelda games, and find a pic of a guy who looks kinda like Johnny Diesel. I show Chris the pic and I’m like that him? He said yeah that’s the guy. So I’m like this guy? Wtf he invented Zelda! He’s a billionaire! And a huge playboy (he was like 50s, fit, good looking), how the hell can Jen trust him? Smells fishy. So we start stalking him on social to find out where he is and we find a live on Instagram where he’s coming out of a party and talking to the camera, something in the background looks familiar and I realize he’s at busybodies health club. So I’m like I know where he is and I run off to my car with 2 girlfriends in tow and we head to busybodies. We’re let in the party because I know Craig the owner of the business and I make my way to integrate into Omar’s circle. I start chatting to one of his boys while keeping one eye on Omar. He’s sitting and talking to a group of a few girls and a couple of guys, seems innocent and then one of the girls jumps on his lap and leans back against him. So now I’m on alert! Then I hear him say what exactly are you trying to do here? He grabs her boobs and says is this what you want, you’re trying to make me grab your boobs? You think this is what I wanna do? He let’s go, she turns around and opens his shirt and starts rubbing his chest like she’s grabbing his boobs and says I can do it to you too. He pushes her away and says fuck off whore, not interested in you. So then I’m like hmmm he just pushed away and hot 20 year old blonde and he could literally have anyone here tonight. So then I keep mingling, making my way over to him, I wanna meet him and sus him out you know. When I finally get to him he’s like I don’t know you, how did you get in (but he’s polite about it, just curious) and I said I knew the owner Craig and was just coming by to see him and I noticed he had a party on so I came in. He seemed ok with that and we started chatting. He was lovely and polite and very engaging. So in my head I’m thinking tick, tick; but still wary cos we’re at a party and Jen isn’t here so let’s see if he stays faithful. I introduce myself as Vid as I’m thinking if Jen told him about me, she’s called me Morgan and I didn’t want him to know who I was. As we’re chatting his flirtatious, as he is with everyone, but doesn’t make any moves or doesn’t touch anyone. So again I’m thinking he’s ok. Then I over hear him talking to one of his boys who’s asking him about Jen and he’s like why her, you don’t even know this girl and you’re gonna marry her? And Omar says “yep she’s the one. She ticks all the boxes and she doesn’t care about my money. I want someone who will walk past my gold”. And he keeps saying that. (That’s gonna be the tag line of the movie). Anyway, we party on and keep chatting, night goes on. Later Omar takes a phone call from Chris saying you need to call x to let them know about tomorrow. Evidently the bride and groom once finalizing the limited guest list for the wedding were calling the guests to let them know about it before sending the invitation in case anyone couldn’t make it. So Omar calls a number while he’s standing next to me and my phone rings, I’m like hang on someone is calling me. I look at the phone and it’s the number 114. Omar sees this, I realize it’s him. And I’m like oh shit, busted! And I decline the call while looking at him. He goes I’ve been calling you Vid all night and now I just get it, I realize who you are. You’ve been sussing me out hey. He’s ok, not pissed, just put two and two together. And then he gets an oh shit look on his face and I go you just realized you flirted with me while I been sussing you out to see if Jen can trust you. He just nods. I laugh and said it’s ok, it’s just banter I get it, I had worse comments from her ex husband. He looks relieved. I decided he’s ok for Jen to marry, I’m happy with this guy so I ask him laughing so am I still invited to the wedding haha and he nods and laughs. Then I woke up.
There was a show called “Rewind”, I only remember the start of the first episode where there was a protest of some sort going outside a building and the protagonist of the show had “something going on” with the main organizer of the protest, the girl who seemed to be in charge, the protagonist guy was Asian. Then a blond white guy rocks up and tries sweet talking the girl protester, who is just not interested, into organizing some talent scout type people to be at his next basketball game so he can win another award (can’t remember what the award was). She tells him to piss off, Asian dude goes I don’t know what the big deal is with him he already has 3 of those awards; she says something about how it’s all to do with retirement money and he’s looking to finish his career after this season. This all happens during the day. Then it’s night time and Asian dude and a black guy are standing on the rooftop bar of the same building the protest was outside of and they’re attacked by guys in hoods with machetes. The fight is brutal, black guy is thrown off the building and killed (of course, I mean the black guy always dies right?) and Asian guy has his fingers of his right hand chopped off, and then he falls backwards off the building. Cos he’s Asian my mind makes him do something cool so he’s hanging onto the roof of the building by just his leg (his calf is on top of the building and he’s tensing his hamstring to keep this position) and can’t scramble up because he has no fingers to grip the roof. Hooded guy slices across his leg and Asian guy can’t hold on anymore so he falls. He dies while the ambulance is on the way as it’s taking ages to get there. Then there’s a partial rewind, Asian dude flies back up to the roof, and the roof scene starts back up again just before hooded guy slices Asian dudes leg and Asian dude falls off. He’s aware of this he’s like what just happened how am I here again but the scene plays out just as it just did but as soon as Asian dude falls off the ambulance arrives as it was still on it’s way, time keeps moving forward for the rest of the world. The rewind only happened to him and hooded guys and it’s was only the last 5 minutes. He survives as the ambulance gets to him before he dies, so the next episode of the show is going to be him finding out who hooded guys were and why they attacked. Something to do with the protest and the girl.
Last night I was a mum adopting 3 kids, the middle boy couldn’t speak English clearly. They were very hesitant and stand-offish. The middle boy kept getting depressed because he couldn’t communicate well with anyone and after a while stopped trying and kept saying he was an idiot because he couldn’t speak well. I kept trying to get him to come back around but he wouldn’t because he thought there was no point. My husband in the dream was disabled and struggled to communicate too, but came home one day with a box of top grade meats and foods. I asked him where did you get these from and he said the president sent them to him. I looked at the box of meat and there was the seal of the president stamped on it. I’m like “you stole this yeah?”. As it turned out, he was a veteran engineer who had been deployed and had gotten hurt when a bomb had gone off. Now he was in a wheel chair and couldn’t speak well; but his mind was fine so he was still doing work with the army and had earned a Medal of Honor. I showed all this to the boy and said even though he can’t communicate well and he’s in a wheelchair, he’s still very smart and the president (not Trump lol, a real one) even respects him and shows him gratitude.
Dream#2
Kevin hart was the main guy, he was living a normal life and working a normal job; somehow he gets into a “I’ll grant you one wish” scenario and wishes to be a big music label head honcho married to rich and famous singer, and makes his wish quite detailed as he wishes for the memories of that life and intelligence and knowledge and skill to be able to do his job so he can fully integrate into that life. Then he wakes up the next day in his new life and goes about living his dream life. At one point there’s a party at his house, lots of music-y people there but someone from his new life high school also rocks up with a photo album showing pics of when him and his mates attacked and tortured her in school at a weekend camp. He’s like get that shit out of here, it was years ago, move on, so she leaves the photo album behind a curtain and sets the curtain on fire. Then she jumps off the balcony killing herself. Cops come and everyone is like who is this girl does anyone know her, and Kevin hart stays quiet thinking this ain’t the life I wanted and now I’m rich and famous so I can’t go to prison; cops are doing their thing and one of the music goons finds some unburnt photos from the girls photo album and hits up Kevin hart about them, he’s like this was years ago, we were just kids, we didn’t do anything wrong, we were just messing around, so goon says I’ll help you hide this and the cops notice them being shifty af so the ask what’s going on; Kevin hart takes off to a bedroom and gets back in contact with the entity that granted his wish, says this isn’t what I wanted, you gave me this, I want my old life back but genie thing is having none of it; sorry bro you used your wish, you don’t have another one; so Kevin hart panics trying to think how can I get out of here cos he can hear the commotion outside with the cops, wife bursts in yelling, wtf did you do, imma divorce your ass and take everything you’ve got mthrfckr, I never loved you anyway, I’ve been cheating on you this whole time; Kevin hart realised dream life is shit and he’s fucked himself and has a heart attack. Dead.
I was in my 20s living in Boronia and I got recruited to do a kitchen job (also in Boronia) for a middle eastern family for some sort or ceremonial meal they were having (I think the son was getting married), so I’m only allowed in certain parts of the restaurant kitchen, other rooms are forbidden because only the men work in there. At some point the father and son leave to go get supplies and I walk into one of the forbidden rooms and find a girl tied up ready to be killed. I’m like wtf and ask her who are you, what’s going on etc. she tells me the father and son kidnapped her because she’s the younger sister of the woman that son is going to marry so they’re going to kill her and make a powder from a part of her body to put in the meal (we were making wraps btw). I’m like that ain’t happening so I let her go and father’s wife catches me, so we fight and I kill her. Father and son come back and find me putting the meal together and they realize the girl is gone so they lose it. I’m like dude your wraps are fine trust me, and they’re like you’ve gone passed the step where we add her powder and I’m like yeah but it’s cool there’s someone else in your wraps, they’re like wtf and I’m like your wife/mum is in the food, I killed her yo, and then they lose it even more because she’s not the kill they need, they needed the girl because she is blood to the woman son is going to marry. They fire me and threaten to kill me. Then I got my job back in tasty production where I was working with someone who used to work there but got fired for stealing (won’t name names) and I’m like why is he back here and Stacey is like I needed experienced workers, so I’m pissed, then an email comes through from Sydney about a product but it went to all staff instead of just Stacey, I printed it off and put in an envelope to give to Stace and wrote confidential on the front, then (he who shall not be named) reads the letter and I lose my shit and tell him you’re on camera reading Stacey’s mail, you’re gone mthrfckr, and he storms out. Then all the boys try to gang up on me in the hallway for trying to get voldemort into trouble but I ain’t having none of this shit.
Tonight there was a blue whale in the middle of the road around the corner from my house. No one knew where it came from, just appeared there dead. I hauled ass to bunnings to buy 6 gas masks because the only way to clear the road would be to blow up the whale and that is going to stink for a long time. Plus I figure no one has thought about that yet but when they do it’ll be mayhem at bunnings so better be proactive and go now. So I get home and the whale is really starting to stink (not even blown up yet but you know, dead whale and all), chuck Adam his gas mask and take off to mums to get them theirs. They’re talking on the radio about people will be trapped in their homes as they’re closing a bunch of roads and people were starting to realize they would need gas masks so bunnings was getting crazy. Because the roads were going to be closed I called Adam and said figure out what you want for dinner and I’ll go get it now, then I went to the milk bar and loaded up on lollies (the important things). I spent $52 on lollies. Made it back home in time before the roads closed. Whale wasn’t blown up yet but they were talking on the radio about how that was the only option and the govt was sorting out how to do it. No one was asking where tf did a whale come from?! I called my brother and said I have a gas mask for you in case you end up smelling the whale in your side of the city too.
This one was in prison. And the whole time I was aware I shouldn’t be there and thinking they’re gonna realize I’ve switched places with the real prisoner and I shouldn’t be here. At one point there was a few of us hiding in a room making a meal for a magic spell as an offering to some sort of entity. I just went along with it, helped out where I could so I didn’t get busted as an imposter. Later there was a car accident with the warden and he was explaining that someone called Damien was dead now as he had run over him accidentally, when reversing out of a spot. One of the prisoners was really upset by this as she had a relationship with Damien, the warden laughed at her and told her to suck it up but got her name wrong. Then the other prisoners started having a go at him, do you even know our names, and he said no why would I care what your names are, just sat there drinking his coffee, so the prisoners revolted and started throwing stuff around. Some of us went back to the magic spell meal and found a cleaner and his son had eaten it for lunch. We were furious and attacked them. Somehow I escaped out of there and ended up at a salvos op shop with Adam and I was looking for shoes while he was searching for Essendon shirts, but all he could find was Boronia Hawks jumpers.
Another dream within a dream last night (why do I keep doing this?) The inside dream was me and Paul at a Reel Big Fish concert in the city, for some reason Adam stayed home (significant because there’s no way he’d miss a RBF concert), Jenn Kelberg was there too and she bought us shots which were very sweet. I got a bit of a thirst after that so went to the bar for more shots but they didn’t have anything decent so I went back to Paul and complained about Hoops not being open because of COVID. Later we find Daniel when it’s daytime and I tell them “I can get you home, I can fly and carry you” so I try but there’s power lines everywhere and I can’t get high enough. Then I assume I can go through the power lines because why would I have this ability if I can’t get high enough so I tell them we’re going through but I keep burning my hands so I give up and we decide to go by water. We get told we have to go under water and be careful of the underwater tornado, which you can only touch from the surface but it’s dangerous from the water. We find the tornado (which is always there it’s like a tourist attraction) and I lose Daniel and Paul when it passes over us. When I’m in the eye I can breathe and when it moves passed me I reach out to touch it and my hand passes through it like it’s made of nothing. Then I woke up (now in my level 1 dream). I look at my hands because they’re hurting and the back of my left hand is covered in a tattoo of a map of Melbourne CBD and there’s moving dots showing where I was the night before and Tasha Poesch too. There was a third girl but I don’t remember who that was. (Tash is a stronger personality lol). I can change the colour of the dots too by tapping on them, and I can make my dot a different colour to each of theirs, showing the path we each took in my dream. I look at my right hand and it’s covered in burns, from touching the power lines when I tried to fly and they manifested in “real life”. When I post about it on Facebook, Rochelle comments she had a dream about a concert too and calls it “our dream” thinking we dreamt about the same place. Later when I see her in person I’m trying to explain what happened but she gets dragged away. Adam tells me it’s just a dream, it’s no big deal and I’m like “look at my hands!” but he can’t see the scars or the images as they appear to me.